Once when I was doing MBA, I had to do some project work for which I had to search some stuff on the net. My comp went crazy cuz of some kind of virus.... so I had to go to a browsing center to carry on my work.
Sangeetha and myself planned to go to Sai Net (a famous browsing center in my area) It was 2 o' clock and the browsing centre wont be crowded at that time... we sat on the last cubicle. The comps were arranged on after the other and each cubicle had a lil door on the side.. it was in such a way that you can see the monitor of the person sitting ahead of u...
We sat on the last seat.. I sat with the comp to do google search and Sangeetha sat next to me. She could see the monitor of a person sitting ahead of us.... The person was a guy, wearing one veshti, pinnjipona seruppu, pazhaya shirt and a soda buddi... he was a pakka brahmin phazham... initially he dint attract our attention as we were seriously concentrating on our project...
Suddenly............... andha payyan avan velaya kaata arambichitan... he started searching for porn sites on the net and started watching porn videos...
Sangeetha saw this mess...
Me: I think we need this stuff.. idha save panni vachikalan, ok va?
Sang: Oh shit..... (Laughing) that guy's messing up the whole system.. chi.. Yuck
Me: (puzzled) wat happ?
Sang: namakku munadi irrukara payyan matter site lan pakkaran d.. romba kevalama irukku
Me: ahaaa.. thallu konjam
I peeped out and saw wat he was watching... he was watching some kevalama "les" video...
Me: chi....... romba kevalama irruku..... Cha...
That guy was singing some 1980's tamil song...
Me: idhu pannra asingamana velaiku paatu vera kekudha...
Sang: ya.. wat to do now?
Me: hahaha yennaku onnu theriyala ingendhu... Sangeetha ensai... nalla paathu vachiko future la helpfula irrrkum
Sang: chi loose... hey that guy is also chatting in yahoo d
Me: apdiya... yenna ID? kalaichivuttralan... wat say?
Sangeetha and myself planned to go to Sai Net (a famous browsing center in my area) It was 2 o' clock and the browsing centre wont be crowded at that time... we sat on the last cubicle. The comps were arranged on after the other and each cubicle had a lil door on the side.. it was in such a way that you can see the monitor of the person sitting ahead of u...
We sat on the last seat.. I sat with the comp to do google search and Sangeetha sat next to me. She could see the monitor of a person sitting ahead of us.... The person was a guy, wearing one veshti, pinnjipona seruppu, pazhaya shirt and a soda buddi... he was a pakka brahmin phazham... initially he dint attract our attention as we were seriously concentrating on our project...
Suddenly............... andha payyan avan velaya kaata arambichitan... he started searching for porn sites on the net and started watching porn videos...
Sangeetha saw this mess...
Me: I think we need this stuff.. idha save panni vachikalan, ok va?
Sang: Oh shit..... (Laughing) that guy's messing up the whole system.. chi.. Yuck
Me: (puzzled) wat happ?
Sang: namakku munadi irrukara payyan matter site lan pakkaran d.. romba kevalama irukku
Me: ahaaa.. thallu konjam
I peeped out and saw wat he was watching... he was watching some kevalama "les" video...
Me: chi....... romba kevalama irruku..... Cha...
That guy was singing some 1980's tamil song...
Me: idhu pannra asingamana velaiku paatu vera kekudha...
Sang: ya.. wat to do now?
Me: hahaha yennaku onnu theriyala ingendhu... Sangeetha ensai... nalla paathu vachiko future la helpfula irrrkum
Sang: chi loose... hey that guy is also chatting in yahoo d
Me: apdiya... yenna ID? kalaichivuttralan... wat say?
I peeped out and saw the ID... it was "auntyloverinchennai"... shit wat a bad taste... for some reason I added him to my friend list
Me: chee.. ID yevlo kevalama irruku paaren.. avanun kevalam avan IDum kevalam... ippove avannuku oru msg anuparen paaru
Sang: loosssssse.. No d leave, ippo vendam, he'll find out
Me: ya.. indha nayku msg anupi yenna panradhu? Ok we'll leave i think we have enough stuff for our project...
By that time I had collected lots of stuff for the project, so we dint have any reason to stay there... (hahaha)
After few days....
I got my comp repaired and was checking mails, that time I signed on to the messenger that time that guy was online...
ahaaaaaaaa mavane innikkum bit padam pakka vandhutaya?? mavane nee seththa da
Monalisacool: Hi, asl plzz
Auntyloverinchennai: Hi, asl pls
Monalisacool: u first
Auntyloverinchennai: 22/m/chennai
Monalisacool: U like only aunties?? i thought u r an uncle
Auntyloverinchennai: ya sometimes...
Monalisacool: (wat sometimes nee mamava?? hahahahahahaha) wats ur name?
Auntyloverinchennai: Vishal
Monalisacool: i c... wat're u doing in the browzing center?
Auntyloverinchennai: wat browsing center?? i'm at home..
Monalisacool: (Ahaa.. yenda poi sollra..) dont tell lie.. i know u r in Sai net.. Right?
Auntyloverinchennai: No i dont know wat r u talking about... who r u?
Monalisacool: arent u watching porn pictures?
Auntyloverinchennai: wat the fuck r u talking about?
Monalisacool: ahh god... relax.. U want to know who I am?
Auntyloverinchennai: U bitch
Monalisacool: (poda baadu, yaara paathu yenna sollra... yenna seyaren paar) No wrong answer....... I know u r here in my browsing center.. Wearing veshti sattai and kannadi... dont u know watching porn pics is a cyber crime? (hahaha romba mukiyam)
Auntyloverinchennai: that’s none of ur bloody business
Monalisacool: it is my bloody business cuz I’m the proprietor of this net center...
Auntyloverinchennai: wat??
Monalisacool: (ippo podaren paaru da bittu) we have a software installed in each system to monitor the operations of each and every person using it.. thru this software we can easily trace out the URL with the help of IP address and track your entire history... look we even traced your yahoo ID thru that software only (super.. kalakara Savitha)
Auntyloverinchennai: (No answer)
Monalisacool: We prepare this entire history as a document and give it to the police... if a person continues to see porn pics for a long time (hehehehehe)
Auntyloverinchennai: this is too much... don’t we have privacy
Monalisacool: (adanggoyala... nee vaangama po maata polarke) dei.. nee paakar asingathuku unaku yedhuku da privacy? ivlo kevalama padam paakaravan kitta pechuvartha nada thikitrkom paaru engla sollanam
Autyloverinchennai: ohh... I can’t believe this
Monalisacool: one more thing you wont believe.. we r giving this warning for all the ppl who misuse net centers.. now dont pack off and start off these illegal activities in another net center... they all have this software installed
Auntyloverinchennai: (no answer)
Monalisacool: we r telling this thru chat cuz we dont want to embarrass u in front of everyone... understand?? got the msg? purinjidha?? I can even file a suit on you for using obusive language
Auntyloverinchennai: ya.. i'm really sorry.. sorry ma'am I will not do this hereafters...
Monalisacool: po da.. poi thirundhara vazhiyapaaru.....................
-------- auntyloverinchennai signed out-----------
Me: LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(LMFAO: Laughing My F**king A** Out)
Me: chee.. ID yevlo kevalama irruku paaren.. avanun kevalam avan IDum kevalam... ippove avannuku oru msg anuparen paaru
Sang: loosssssse.. No d leave, ippo vendam, he'll find out
Me: ya.. indha nayku msg anupi yenna panradhu? Ok we'll leave i think we have enough stuff for our project...
By that time I had collected lots of stuff for the project, so we dint have any reason to stay there... (hahaha)
After few days....
I got my comp repaired and was checking mails, that time I signed on to the messenger that time that guy was online...
ahaaaaaaaa mavane innikkum bit padam pakka vandhutaya?? mavane nee seththa da
Monalisacool: Hi, asl plzz
Auntyloverinchennai: Hi, asl pls
Monalisacool: u first
Auntyloverinchennai: 22/m/chennai
Monalisacool: U like only aunties?? i thought u r an uncle
Auntyloverinchennai: ya sometimes...
Monalisacool: (wat sometimes nee mamava?? hahahahahahaha) wats ur name?
Auntyloverinchennai: Vishal
Monalisacool: i c... wat're u doing in the browzing center?
Auntyloverinchennai: wat browsing center?? i'm at home..
Monalisacool: (Ahaa.. yenda poi sollra..) dont tell lie.. i know u r in Sai net.. Right?
Auntyloverinchennai: No i dont know wat r u talking about... who r u?
Monalisacool: arent u watching porn pictures?
Auntyloverinchennai: wat the fuck r u talking about?
Monalisacool: ahh god... relax.. U want to know who I am?
Auntyloverinchennai: U bitch
Monalisacool: (poda baadu, yaara paathu yenna sollra... yenna seyaren paar) No wrong answer....... I know u r here in my browsing center.. Wearing veshti sattai and kannadi... dont u know watching porn pics is a cyber crime? (hahaha romba mukiyam)
Auntyloverinchennai: that’s none of ur bloody business
Monalisacool: it is my bloody business cuz I’m the proprietor of this net center...
Auntyloverinchennai: wat??
Monalisacool: (ippo podaren paaru da bittu) we have a software installed in each system to monitor the operations of each and every person using it.. thru this software we can easily trace out the URL with the help of IP address and track your entire history... look we even traced your yahoo ID thru that software only (super.. kalakara Savitha)
Auntyloverinchennai: (No answer)
Monalisacool: We prepare this entire history as a document and give it to the police... if a person continues to see porn pics for a long time (hehehehehe)
Auntyloverinchennai: this is too much... don’t we have privacy
Monalisacool: (adanggoyala... nee vaangama po maata polarke) dei.. nee paakar asingathuku unaku yedhuku da privacy? ivlo kevalama padam paakaravan kitta pechuvartha nada thikitrkom paaru engla sollanam
Autyloverinchennai: ohh... I can’t believe this
Monalisacool: one more thing you wont believe.. we r giving this warning for all the ppl who misuse net centers.. now dont pack off and start off these illegal activities in another net center... they all have this software installed
Auntyloverinchennai: (no answer)
Monalisacool: we r telling this thru chat cuz we dont want to embarrass u in front of everyone... understand?? got the msg? purinjidha?? I can even file a suit on you for using obusive language
Auntyloverinchennai: ya.. i'm really sorry.. sorry ma'am I will not do this hereafters...
Monalisacool: po da.. poi thirundhara vazhiyapaaru.....................
-------- auntyloverinchennai signed out-----------
Me: LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO, hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(LMFAO: Laughing My F**king A** Out)
Lesson: idam, porul, yeval, oval yellam paathadarku pin matter padam paakavum... (apadiye paakumbodhu yahoo la chat pannama paakavum!!)
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