Me@what-the-f**k.com

I used to be highly jobless... But I found myself hooked up with few things lately..

1. Go for a morning walk
2. Listen to music
3. Go to office
4. Come back and browse the net
5. Listen to Music
6. Talk to Prasanna
7. Dream and Sleep off

So, now-a-days, I hardly find time to blog like this.........

I never had time to polambify (i mean blogging)

It was July 31, 2006. The next day was the month beginning, there wasn’t much work whenever a month ends or begins, so, that day I never had any work at office, I wondered how my life has suddenly become so smooth.....

No troubles, no worries.. None

For how long??

((((((((Flash back))))))))

1. When I was at school....... 9th and 10th Std.... I always seemed to be confused with so many things.. esp wondering how ppl managed to study sth called ORGANIC CHEMISTRY.... how ppl even discovered/invented such a crap

2. When I was at school (Part 2)...... 12th Std.... I was out of such troubles which frightened me during 9th and 10th.. cuz I took commerce group.. Free from all worries. I dint have much stuff on my subjects.. I just have to mug-up and write the exams. I dont like that idea, I never studied for any of the exams. My answer sheets were filled up with attractive charts, diagrams and my sondha kadha soga kadha. But still, I managed to get the 2nd rank badge all time (Not trying to be proud, but my life is full of mysteries and miracles.... this was one of the miracles)

That time I dint have trouble in my academics. So, I was very happy all the time and started eating all junks. I put on lot of weight by the end of my board exams... From 53 kgs I became 65 kgs... (yepdi irrundha naan ippdi aaiten)

From then on I was under strict diet and exercise..... I hated exercises to the core... with utmost difficulty I came down to 57.. Phew!! ( It was such a dreadful experience)

3. When I was at college..... I was doing B. Com... I had enough trouble. I suddenly became very poor in studies and fell in to a plot that I pinned for Vijay. (that’s another big story.. probably I’ll blog about it next time)

“I got scolding from Mom, dad and professors, back and forth

I was in trouble black and blue.”

On the very first day at my college, I sat with a gang full of DAV padips... They never spoke Tamil; they always talked about books... Firstly, I never spoke English fluently that time and I spoke only cheri Tamil. Secondly, I used read only Mills and Boon, but, that gang considered reading M&B to be a BIG crime... So, one fine day I found to be isolated from the entire crowd.. I had only 2 ppl to listen to me or talk to me.. Sarenya and Rekha Bhatt.. Later Bharani joined us and Rekha dropped out to pursue BL

I always got scolding from law ma'am, mainly because I never listen to her lectures, and also because I always flunked law... First year was full of tragedies...

Second year and third year turned out to be the happiest part of my life....... I always cherish my 2nd and 3rd year B. Com Life... it's all because of my two sweet friends Sarenya and Bharani...

I had lots of important moments which I remember the most...

* Myself and Sarenya @ FDI state-level paper presentation along with Meenal - Funny part in this was we both dint know wat FDI was even after we presented the paper on stage!! Turning point was that we three (Sarenya, Bharani and me) challenged Meenal that we would win the title next year

* March Past @ Sports days - Bharani and me liked March past a lot, still dont know why. We participated in March past always. The biggest tragedy here was for the audience who always saw me in that kutti skirt!! (I realized that I look bad in skirts only after seeing the sports day snaps)

* Books @ nights - When I joined MOP, I wasnt very fluent in English... simply cuz I never belonged to vetti scene community in Chennai... I started reading lot of books only after joining MOP, few were matter books but many were good books. (Avvaaru... orru pakka cheri Peter aanadhu)

* Second prize @ National level seminar - I have told this to almost everyone I know... As challenged we won second prize.. "HOW??" - It is still a mystery.

* Fun unlimited @ Kodaikannal - It was the first time I ever set my foot on the dance floor (and it was when Chennai felt that slight tremor 6.5 on the Richter scale... heheheheehee)

* Unrecognized hard work @ event management paper presentation

* Marketing for HDFC @ Shastribhavan - It was when a cop suspected Bharani and Me.. He came to us, looking at the pamphlet he asked "Daily neenga rednu perum thaniya vandhu yella pasanga kittayum yenna notice kudukarenga?".. (Huh? Manjaaa notice... podanngu...) we got embarrassed and walked off (he asked us as we were call girls)

*Sarenya and her unlimited Boyfriends (BF hereinafter) - Partha, MTech, Rama, etc... (Imaginary characters created by Bharani and Me) we call her GVAP (I don’t remember wat it was... it was sth related to Gopalapuram, DAV and ICWA)

*Sarenya and me @ Tidel Park- we both went as external auditors (maadiri) for Tidel Park..... It was such a gr8 exp.

* Coffee day, Marry brown, Marina beach, Parthasarathy perumal kovil, were our hangouts

Like this I had so many wonderful things in my B. Com 2nd and final year

4. When I was at college (Part 2)... I was doing MBA this time... It was full of mystery again. With gr8 difficulty I managed to get a seat in MOP itself. It was when I learnt about different difficult personalities or rather species like... Jaishri (ma'am), Anupama, Lalitha Balakrishnan, Nirmala prasad and so on..

Few highlights @ MBA classroom...

* Started reading ET and BT (the only good thing that I remember)

* Managing my friends BFs.. hehehehe (I meant attending their ph calls to tell that my frnd wasn’t available there)

* How to Shut up! (And Shoot up?? oops!!)

* Bunk classes and hang out

* Laugh in front of ma'am whenever she gave advice.

* Buy so many books esp. foreign authors' and finally end up reading Balu (3rd rated guide)

* How to watch my classmates work hard for some management meet and crap conducted by our college MBAs

* Hours to prepare a sexy resume and attend placement interviews (unlimited)..... And never get thru any!!

* Put vetti scene in front of ppl in Royal Sundaram about my college (where I did my final semester project)

MBA never had any memories to cherish... It was rather a time period how I molded myself to face different ppl... (Romba pesaren!!)

5. Me@work.... Office tiger.. hmm... such a bad place.. But got another nice friend called Ambeka... so I never regretted working for OT

6. Me@Citifinancial... wonderful job, full of challenges.. I was happy that I finally found myself a very nice job... I always pitied the sales guys there, they always ran behind numbers.. Unlike me, they were always busy hunting for customers.. paavam I always rejected their customers by declining their files... Crazy ppl... this made me laugh all time, but it wasn’t my mistake to be in Credit Dept... I was happy doing my job...

Today U laugh tomorrow everyone will laugh at U... Biggest lesson that I always learn till date

Back to July 31, 2006, Tuesday, evening 17:00 Hrs... I hurried to office for Credit Meeting with our Regional Manager... There were 18 of us in credit dept. We all waited in conference room for our regional manager to come...

She came late... by the time she entered we were laughing and making fun... she sat with us and laughed for sometime.

It was one of my colleagues’ birthday... we all had nice fun teasing her and had a nice chocolate cake!!

Apram dhan vacchanga aapu!!

The meeting started... but was still noisy, we were all talking and making fun.. But suddenly, the entire crowd became dumb struck when my regional manager announced that few of the credits would be shifted to SALES!!!!!!!!!! (aaha nalla kalaparanga ya beedhi)

She was lil specific that the new ppl joined credit would be shifted (to sales).......

Good lesson for me!!
What the f**K!!